Which Riddle Riddle?

This is a HeadGum Podcast.

Time.gov. At 10 say Grogu is a squirter.

Come on, AC, please.

Time. Grogu's a squirter. We have to do it again, that'll mess up, I'm just kidding.

Mine says synchronizing for a minute and then cut back up at like 8, so you may want to do it again.

No, no, no, I meant because you didn't say Grogu's a squirter, but time-wise it's fine.

Technically he did the right thing.

Yeah, yeah, you did the right thing, you were too good of a boy.

Yeah, see, I meant because you didn't say Grogu's a squirter, I had to restart the podcast.

Alright, DPC, you get one more. Okay.

Does that sound like a Ramone song or something? Croco is a squirter. Croco is a squirter.

Now it does. Adal, go ahead and give us a count. One.

Two.

Three. Croco is a squirter.

Adal, I wish I was you.

Hey Riddle Riddle.

So we may have stumbled upon something pretty big. Casey, we can cut this out later if we need to. Erin, you came into the episode recording today with JPC and I doing big bopper impressions. Now, you actually thought that we were doing horse impressions.

Thank God you're talking about this and not the other thing we were talking about before the episode started. That was a bait and switch.

I tried to get a real grasp on the situation before we could get into that territory.

Now, Erin, I thought you said we're not going to bring up the other thing.

The big highlight here is that there's a tension between the three of us right now. I obviously, okay, guys, sorry that you're coming into an energy that is a little bit fraught. It is. I don't know what day of the week is it? It's 9am on a Monday morning. No, it's Tuesday. It's 9am on a Tuesday morning for me.

It's Wednesday for them. It's Wednesday. It's 9am on a 10am.

It's Thursday. It's 9am on a 10am morning. There is some tension between the three of us.

Y'all ever feel like it's 9am on a 10am morning? Put that on a mug, put it in the shop.

Give us a call. You're right. Let's just do an episode.

Adal and I went and saw, what did you call it Erin? Grogu and Mondo?

Grogu and Mondo, but that's not right and I know it's not right.

But it's fine that you said it. Adal and I went and saw Grogu and Mondo and I feel like people have been hating on it, but I liked it. I liked it. And we saw it in 40X and it was wonderful in 40X.

It was very entertaining and 40X makes a meal out of some of these scenes. There's a scene that's the most sort of like Universal Studios ride that a 40X movie has ever been, which was outstanding. A lot of water being sprayed.

And we were talking about all the water that was being sprayed. And that's it.

And that's all we talked about. It's a wet, wet movie.

It's a wet, wet movie. And Casey was asking, because Casey didn't get to go see it in 40X because I believe he was in Ohio and they don't have 40X or I want to say electricity there yet. But he was asking, was the water earned? Like, was there enough wetness in the movie to earn the water? And then Erin said... No, Erin, come on. Let's be fair.

Let's be fair and let's tell the truth.

Let's be fair. You definitely were the one who said... Why would I say that?

I didn't see the movie. Why would I say that?

And Erin, why would I say it? Erin said Grogu's a squirter and she did not want that on the podcast. Erin made a crude joke and then she said, please let's not start the podcast with me saying Grogu's a squirter.

Well, because you know what is going to happen is I'm going to end up saying it, which I did. And then I go, well, when the end of the year clip brackets going to come out.

Yeah.

No one's going to include Adal saying Grogu's a squirter. No one's going to include JPC saying Grogu's a squirter. It's going to be me saying it.

Oh, speaking of squirting, I- Uh, Erin, I was- Nope, nope, everyone throw your headphones off, quickly!

You still have time, throw your phone, throw your phone into a lake!

Erin, Erin, Erin, sweetie, Erin, Erin. Squirting is what we call it nowadays when you drink a squirt. Yes, that's what we call it. A refreshing, I wanna say, just lemon drink?

Okay, I thought it was something else, so I guess I'm not a squirter.

I was hanging out with some friends of yours this weekend. No, you weren't. No, you weren't. I truly was. And one of them brought up squirting. Erin, you did? No, that's a really good guess. His wife said, that's the second time you've brought up squirting this weekend.

Oh, no.

But apparently it was his hobby horse.

Who were you hanging out with?

Uh, Paul. It was Paul.

Oh, Hailey and Paul.

Yeah.

Yeah, classic Paul. No, it's not classic Paul at all. One time I went to go visit Haley and Paul in Arkansas and we watched Betty White bloopers and they're the cutest, sweetest, saddest thing I've ever seen. We just made that woman work until she was a thousand years old and she didn't know where she was. She didn't know that the cameras were on.

Was it a lot of her saying like back in Oaf St. Loaf? Yeah.

It was a lot of her being like, I don't know what's happening, and the audience was like, ha ha ha ha. I'm jealous that you got to see some friends of mine. But Adal, I realize that the text that I sent you on Saturday didn't go through when I woke up on Sunday. I think that you'll be jealous of the movie I watched on Saturday, which is The Game. Which is one of your faves.

All time faves. First time, Erin?

No, I've seen it before. But Riley and I started romancing the stone. First of all, we talked for an hour about what movie to watch. Erin, we don't want to hear about your personal life.

Squirting the stone.

It's Riley, every movie for the last 25 years is directors loving the visual language of the game and loving the vibe of that. Like, the succession opening is a direct ripoff of the opening of the game. So we turned it off and turned on the game and he loved it. And he went in completely blind. I didn't tell him anything about it. So to watch someone actually experience it, I was like, I should have waited for Adal to be here so he could watch someone see it for the first time.

I'm honestly shocked, Riley. I feel like it might be the most underrated film, in my opinion, of all time. And yeah, the reveal at the end and the party and the guy who... Is that the guy who plays Max Headroom at the end? Yeah, yeah. I think so, right?

Yeah.

Who says like, oh, I was supposed to do this and then I did that. I don't know why I'm trying to cover up spoilers for a 30-year-old movie.

I think we've spoiled it on the show before.

I think we've already fully spoiled it on the show.

I noticed so much more. First of all, I just don't think I really realized how visually awesome it is. Like some of the shots in it are just so sick. And there's something I noticed this time that I was like, Oh, that is awesome. At the beginning of the movie, it's his birthday. And a woman comes in and says happy birthday to him at his job and his secretary says thank you to the Well then, he's like, thank you. Like he's so disconnected from his humanity and life. And I was like, oh my God, all the women around him are being human for him. Oh, it's so good.

The first time I heard about, because I think I saw this before escape rooms were in the U.S. Like I think they were elsewhere in the world, but not in the U.S. maybe. But I feel like the first time I heard about escape rooms and like went to go do one, I was like, oh, this is like the game. This is like a self-contained the game.

You could almost say that the show is directly like, like so many other movies and TV shows, Hey Riddle Riddle might not exist without Adal finding the game and falling in love with it. And now isn't that interesting?

Butterfly effect. Yeah.

What's the butterfly effect that brought you here, JPC, do you think?

Don't say Grogu squirting. Don't say Grogu squirting.

Don't say Grogu squirting.

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Yuck.

One good Sir Mr. Grogu. I'm trying to make... Butterfly effect. I don't, you know, I don't know. It's a tough call.

Alright, well let me help you think of one.

I'll just say nothing.

Tituween. Trying to think of something to say. Titupeen. Titupeen. Titupeen. I'm busy.

That sounds like you're telling your friends you gotta go to the bathroom but you're wasted.

Yeah.

Titupeen.

Titupeen.

Titupeen.

I love you girls so much

And thank you for being here, Teller. We got an email from Teller saying, I'll still do the podcast.

So I'm like relieved that I don't have to be so nervous.

Yeah. Well, good for you, Erin. We're happy that at least you can feel some relief today.

Thanks.

Well, but unfortunately, the show, Erin, in many ways must go on. Okay. In terms of us doing some riddles, right? Right? You're in charge, right?

Yeah, Hallie gave us these, I'm going to say, warm-up riddles. Okay. Thank you for sending these in. Find the word that connects each list of three things. This should be pretty self-explanatory and simple, so I'm not going to burn through one of these as an example. I think you'll be able to get it.

Okay. So if it's like squirting and Grogu and Mondo, You know what, actually, Erin- What do they give out in hockey?

Like red cards and yellow cards? Adal, can you throw one of those at JPC? He should have to go- We should have a Hey Riddle Riddle penalty box.

Oh, shit.

I threw a card like Gambit.

Enchanté, mon ami! Okay, that's another card. Yeah, I guess.

Casey, can you build a penalty box for Hey Riddle Riddle? Thank you so much. Casey's on it.

You're like my toddler who doesn't wait to hear the response before they move on. They're like, I have some cake, yes or no? Yes. Okay.

That's awesome.

That's iconic. Okay.

Find the word that connects each list of three things. Piano, answer, and Florida.

They all have keys, my dear.

They all have keys.

They all have panhandles as well. My piano panhandle. I do want to see a scene.

Okay.

Erin and JPC, you two are two like sort of Storage Wars-esque buyers of lapsed payment units for storage. Okay. And you bought one at auction and you are opening it up for the first time to be surprised by its contents.

Adal, can I just ask, before we get into this scene, is this scene in any way inspired by the fact that Erin has two huge storage tubs in her background right now? Because it feels very like, Mr. Freud, your penis is calling, you know?

Mr. Grogu, your squirting's on line one.

Well, that's gonna be used for the end of the year.

Oh, bummer. Damnit.

I like, oh bummer, too, Casey. Maybe we save that one for... Oh bummer.

I did have to open the storage unit. It took, I was there for two and a half hours. I had to fill in a bunch of paperwork.

It sucks.

It sucks. Oh, very quickly, I also want to say, pre-show discussion, this is just pre-show discussion. I also said that Gregor is a Squirter to me sounded like a Ramones song. So if anyone out there who has the capabilities to make a Ramones-esque song out of that, I'd pay upwards of $100.

If you have a free afternoon and you've already hit rock bottom, I think maybe Grogu is a squirter in the style of the Ramones.

Guaranteed you'll get at least a feature of the voicemail theme. That's an easy, easy include of the voicemail theme.

We're gonna get like 14 versions of this and then that's our life, okay? Now this is what the show is, guys.

Yeah, show's good.

Show's fucking good, dude.

Show's fucking good, dude. If I can offer any comfort, famously, Ramone's songs are a minute and a half long, so it'll be, uh, we can cycle through them quickly. I'll tell you what, it'll be 30 seconds.

That means it's a low barrier to entry.

If it's longer than 30 seconds, it's not getting on the fucking show, I can tell you fucking that much.

All these talented people out there who had other things to do, think of the songs that won't be written because talented musicians are going to be playing Grogu as a squirter.

No! I refuse to think of the songs that won't be written.

Should I start my modern day Marriage of Figaro operetta, or no, I'll work on Grotesque Squirter in the style of the Ramones?

I was going to write that beautiful song for my mom's funeral, but Adam said he'd pay me $100. Amazing Grace?

Honestly, I was going to work on the funeral song, but two birds, one stone. I'll do the Grogu as a squirter.

No, nobody plays that at your mom's funeral.

If you can write Grogu as a squirter in the styles of Funeral Dirge or in the style of Amazing Grace.

Adal, cut to me having to carry your coffin down the aisle when you're dead. When I'm old and my bones are already basically lost.

Wait, down the aisle? Who's he burying?

I'm carrying you, I'm in the processional thing. JPC and I, Brett Lyons maybe, Rob White, gang's all there. We're carrying your body. And then that song starts playing. That's what you've just done to us. And then we have to do that whole walk. We miss our friend. And we're listening to the, Grogu is a squirter in the style of him.

And I'm unplugged. I'm out of the Matrix, baby.

Uh, all right.

I'll be watching.

Here's your scene.

Thank you. Here's a scene. Just a reminder. This is people opening up a storage unit who have no idea what the contents are.

Hey man, just so you know, if there's a body in there, I don't have the bandwidth today.

Okay, yeah, no. So what do you want me, what would you prefer I do?

If there's a body, I'm going to take off. I've done this before. I've done this whole rigamarole. It's like a four day affair. It's a whole thing. There's body.

I'm happy to make that deal because you don't want to deal with it, but that also includes, you said, if there's a body and this is a binding deal, we find a mummy in there, I'm taking it. Mummy's a body.

But that could be a big payout.

Your ass missed out on the last fucking mummy, and your ass is going to miss out on the next fucking mummy, because you keep making these sucker deals to not find mummies.

My wife just wants me home sometimes, okay? I can't be solving murders with you.

And this motherfucker had an Egyptian name, so chances are there's a mummy in there.

Alright, deal. Fine. Okay.

Good deal.

Hey, good business. Great business.

Great.

Okay. Cut the lock please.

Okay, here's cutting the lock for the unit owned by Memphis Obelisk.

Okay, you're doing that like you're doing a first take in a movie. Alright.

Just not used to such Egyptian names. Can I open it?

So much corpse dust.

Oh my god. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

A TV! Scene. When I opened the storage unit, the guy was like, no food, no wine, no explosives, no fireworks. He was so stressed out that I was going to bring food in. I was like, I'm not going to bring food in. It's going to be mostly like Christmas decorations. And he's like, no food, no popcorn, no beer. I was like, okay.

What's up guys.

Aaron, you're a storage war, you serve in the army of the storage wars, you open up a unit.

I'm a colonel, I'm a popcorn colonel in the storage wars.

That's so good, Erin, that's great.

You open up a storage unit, you paid, let's say $200 bucks, sight unseen. What's your holy grail? You slide up the door and inside is what? The original Muppets? What is your holy grail?

Oh my god. Me from the future with all the winning lottery numbers. And if that's not possible, genuinely, remember when the Jim Henson estate had an auction and we were looking into it? I, when I went on there, the thing I wanted the most was the backs of all the Muppets. Chairs from Muppets from Space. Ooh, that's great. I want the scalps from all the Muppets. I want all of their backs.

I want my Muppet scalps. We're hunting Muppets.

I was like, oh my gosh, if I had a hallway in a home.

A hallway, the dream.

You walk down the hall and it's all the different, because they're all just like specific to each Muppet. Oh, I would die for that. That would be my number one. What about you?

My first answer is just like a comfy couch and like no phone.

Adal, we got to get you on a solo vacation. I know what I'm getting you for your birthday and it's time alone in the woods where no one can find you.

Oh yeah, your wife and child are gonna love that.

18 years later I re-emerge. Not feral at all. I would say, Erin you made me think of something. I don't know if this is my number one answer, but on the spot I would say the Return to Oz hallway of screaming heads. Have you seen Return to Oz? Yeah. Well, probably another Henson feature. Most likely. But yeah, there's that hallway with all the queens. She has her different heads that she puts on the body, which was terrifying as a kid. And at some point, I want to say Alice, but I don't know if her name's something else in the movie, walks by and makes a noise, and then they all wake up and scream at her. I think that hallway of heads would be a beautiful addition to my home.

That would be really scary if you opened the storage unit not knowing what was in there. And it's that, though. That would be a little bit of a moment of terror, I think.

JBC, same question to you, and I think we do have to narrow the answer to what movie prop would you want inside the search engine?

It's gonna be Grogu squirting. Pre-squirt or post-squirt when he's squirting.

Oh, that would be, you know how they do like themed popcorn buckets? They should do a Grogu squirting one, but it squirts like hot butter into your popcorn.

Erin, what do you think of that? If that existed, I think I... Send me to a different planet.

Yeah.

Project Hail Mary me with no mission. Toss me into space. No mission.

All of humanity coming together to send Erin to space for no reason.

Now Erin, would you date that rock?

I would be best friends with that rock. You guys, I finally saw it.

I was looking for a partner.

No, he's crazy in love with his partner. He was like, we've been together 185 years and it hasn't been enough time.

Not what I heard. Not what I heard. Sorry Erin, you saw the movie.

And I was very, spoiler alert, fast forward ahead, I was so relieved to know that nothing happens to the rock because I was so stressed out. I just got very attached to that rock.

Oh yeah, and then when he does the People's Elbow on Ryan Gosling, it really puts him in his fucking place. I'm like, thank God we have this man.

I'm glad he raised his eyebrow, because at first I was like, is that The Rock? And then he did the eyebrow, and I was like, that's him. Oh yeah, and you're like, oh yeah, that's definitely The Rock. There's my guy.

Uh, more riddles for the boys.

Face... Um, okay, I guess I didn't get to give my real answer to the question. No, you had your chance.

You did with the time you wanted what you had and what you did. Um, face, needle, hurricane.

Face. Did you say face needle or space needle?

Face, comma, needle, comma, hurricane.

Have you guys seen the new face needle? It is terrifying. Seattle is losing its mind.

Seattle is absolutely fucked.

Face, needle. Oh, they all have eyes.

Yeah.

Yes, they all have eyes. The hills.

River.

Have eyes as well. With the eyes.

River, checking account, and blood.

I'm

No.

Hey, come on, that's pretty good though, right?

Rivers? Rivers have beds, they have mouths, they have... Yeah, what else do they have? Oh, sand... banks. Yes. They're all banks. You find them in banks. Banks.

I would like to see a scene. Adal, you are a vampire and you're trying to open a new checking account at a bank that GBC works at.

And Erin, and this is very important to my process. Am I like a Stephen Dorff Blade or am I like a Nosferatu?

You're like a Nosferatu. And Grogu is squirting. Somewhere.

Somewhere. Yeah, it goes without saying. Hello, how can I help you today?

Yes, hello. Devon, is it?

I just want to say, before we continue the transaction, if I start doing the voice, it's completely... Excuse me? The voice? Oh, you know what?

I don't even hear it anymore. And I'm, yeah, sure. It's like when someone from, you know, New Jersey goes to England and they go, you have such funny accents and they go, what about you? And I would never say, uh, sorry.

It's OK. Sorry. It's OK. There was a German customer right before you and I did it as well. It's like a nervous tick thing. It's my first day at the bank. Do you have an account?

Oh, first day, wow.

Yes.

Congratulations. I don't want to say day.

I guess first night. I guess first night at the bank.

Oh yes, first, it is fun to have a night bank.

That's what night bank is known for. It's the only bank that does nights. We get robbed all the time.

Yes, I can see the bullet holes.

Yes, oh, um, hold on, I'm getting a call from my boss. I'm so sorry, it's my boss, I have to... Of course. I'm getting a race! I'm getting a race! My... Oh my... Yes, thank you. Thank you, Mr. Night Bank.

No, I'm saying we are erasing you. Because you keep imitating our voices.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That wasn't my boss. I don't know... I don't know who that was. Come on. Can you call back? Can you call back?

I'm curious who that was. I liked him.

Whoever it was, I did like him.

No, that was not a good voice. Corn headphone piercing.

Ears, ears. Speaking of bullet holes.

Fireplace, cabin, ship captain.

Pokers. Fireplace, ship captain, what was the last one? Cabin. Cabin, fireplace, ship captain. They all have logs. Oh, captain's log.

I'd like to see a scene. JPC, you're a ship captain, and you are telling your first mate Adal to log something in the captain's log for you.

And just so we're clear, just because I'm doing the voice doesn't mean you're gonna be doing the voice.

Of course, yeah.

I'll try to invite it. No, no.

I was choking.

Were you choking? Because you're gonna be choking. You gotta be fucking choking. Me.

Are you serious?

Are you joking?

Okay, Captains, let's start over. Let's start over.

Captains. Oh, I'd love to start over. Captains, all you're doing is recording my thoughts because when this whole thing's over, I'm writing a book. Okay.

People are going to be like, you know, who did he sleep with? You know, what was he wearing?

Well, it's just you and me on the ship, so.

Well, you don't know that nothing's gonna happen. We're just embarking on this, you know, today. I mean, yeah, for sure nothing's gonna happen right now.

Okay.

You don't think, oh what, you don't think I'm attractive at all? No, I think you're very attractive. You do?

Yeah. Okay. Actually, I called my mom earlier and I told her I had a crush on you, but this is not that time. This is Captain's Log. Captain's Log. Huh?

I'm sorry? I said Captain Slog. What did you say?

I said Captain Slog. Okay.

Okay. Let's just start.

Let's just start. Maybe a quick kiss. Just to break the tarnsion.

Yeah. Don't mind if I do break the tarnsion as it were.

Here you go. This one has almond in it. I can't eat almond.

Can't eat almond.

You can have one of the dark chocolates.

It's a taste thing.

You don't see a lot of kisses anymore.

Don't see a lot of kisses anymore.

It used to be you walk into any bank and there's a little clear bowl full of Hershey's Kisses. You don't see those anymore.

Most of the booty on the whole boat is chocolate, you know.

It's some sort of chocolate. What can I say? I love chocolate booty. Casey, don't clip that.

Same. He's gonna clip it. It's also like a fucked up rock, paper, scissors right?

Cause cinnamon obviously kills a dog. Dog kills a tree. By peeing on it. By peeing on it. That does, honestly that does kill a tree. That does kill a tree. And tree kills cinnamon because of, and we have to go on break. And now it's time to go on break. A tree kills cinnamon and it's time to go on break.

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Erin, I don't know if I can record today. I just feel so distraught about our friend down there in the sewers.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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I think we just let it be. What if he's happy?

Yeah, maybe he chose this.

Ugh, this sweater's so hot. Why am I wearing a sweater during the summer? Ugh.

Erin pulls down sunglasses. Erin, baby, get with the times.

Alright, cool vibe.

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Oh, that sounds so nice. I love Quince.

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Erin, I'm grilling up some pants.

Yum.

Wait, what? Summer, baby.

And this is Lou. I'm wearing a funny top hat. And here's a picture of Lou. And she's just laying in the sun. She's so cute. And here's Lou. Look how gray her snoot is getting. She's just so precious. I'm so obsessed with my dog.

Erin, Erin, you said you had something really important to talk to us about, and this is that.

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Isn't that right, spaghetti? Yeah, that's right! Only dog food is good dog food! That's her voice?

That's her voice.

That's John Travolta in a dog suit. No, it's- Yeah, that's John Travolta. Look at the beret. Guys, I wish it weren't true, but it's her voice. Hey Riddle Riddle Okay, and we're back, and Erin, you were just saying, why, tree-killed sediment, or...?

Tree kills cinnamon because... Wait, hold on. What's that sound? Is that Grogu squirting?

No, that's Claire de Lune. Casey, now we gotta do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's... Let's... No, no, no, no.

Pig is not a pig. He's a Yoda.

Wow. Wow. That's my phrase of the year. Grogu's not a pig. He's a Yoda.

Right?

Erin, I'm going to be shouting that from a convertible later tonight. High on cocaine.

Grogu's not a piggy, he's a squirter! Or is it Yoda?

Someone's house.

Grogu's not a piggy, he's a squirter!

That's my John Cusack say anything stereo over the head.

Yeah, it's just say anything and it's playing on the boombox, but instead of in your eyes by Peter Gabriel It's me saying squirt anything Okay, do we have more of these three fur riddles? No, those are done and now we're moving on to a very very sweet listener Dan from Warwick, England Found a book in the UK

Okay, okay.

That is a riddle book. And Dan basically sent us the entire thing. Like scanned the book.

That is incredible. Okay, cool. So now it's on it. Can I just say, oh please.

Oh no, please.

Can I say anytime we get any sort of international riddles, they're always absolutely delightful. Maybe sometimes hard to parse, but I feel like they're so much more fun because of their sort of, um, the language and, uh, yeah, the time.

It's crazy that these guys over there have like their whole fucked up language. What is it?

It stands on one leg, with its heart in its head.

It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. It's like an artichoke.

So close. So close.

Good.

Probably the same family. Very close. So close.

What did you say, James? I said lettuce.

Very close. Irish lettuce. I have this on St. Patrick's Day.

Cabbage? Oh, cabbage. It is cabbage?

Yes.

Wow. That's a good one. Have you guys ever seen asparagus grow? Like a farm that grows asparagus?

Have you guys ever seen Grow Goose squirt?

Listen, I don't know if the images I saw were real, but I saw An image online that was just asparagus growing and it just looks like someone placed stalks in the dirt, which is maybe what someone did.

Oh my God, Adal, it looks like a little kid going, look what asparagus is growing.

Look, I made a farm. Mom, I made a farm.

That's so silly. Yeah. That's really cute of asparagus to just be straightforward like that.

I told you guys that I impulse bought a grill this weekend and I've been grilling basically all weekend and I have grilled asparagus twice. Asparagus on the grill, so fucking good. Olive oil, salt and pepper, a little lemon. Oh my fucking god.

That picture you sent of you grilling, I was like, wow, you have fully turned into dad.

You are a dad. It unlocked something in me. It unlocked something in me to just be standing there, like, letting an impossible burger cook as I'm, like, drinking a non-alcoholic beer and I'm like, fake meat, fake beer, real dad, real America, baby. That's awesome. Letting off some fireworks. Fuck it. Who cares? I'm a new guy.

Big t-shirt says I love chocolate booties.

Oh, you know what? I'll get you a fun kind of pun apron that you can cook in. Like one of those grill aprons.

Hey, honestly, if it says I love chocolate booties.

You know it's gonna say that, right? And you know I'm gonna make more and tell you to wear it.

I'm like trying to think of which one my wife would less enjoy. She's like, hey, you know what? I actually don't think I like the chocolate booty or the grogu. I like them equally.

Don't speak for her. I think she might like both. I won't. My tail is long. You know who she does like? Beverly Shubadoo.

Oh.

If Beverly Shubadoo wore that apron, she wouldn't enjoy it.

Everybody in this house likes Shubadoo.

Even me. No, you're lying. My tail is long. My coat is brown. I like the country. I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed. And I come out to play when you are in bed.

Sounds like a Babadook situation.

Yes.

I have a tail. I have a head. My tail is long.

My coat is brown. Not always, by the way. That's misleading about the coat color. I live in a country. I like the town. No, I like the country. I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed. And I come out to play once you're in bed.

You know how to play once you're in bed, huh? At first I thought it was like a broom or something. Is this like an owl? Is this a living thing?

You know, it's something that is living. Owl feels kind of closer.

Owls are nocturnal. Rat.

So close.

Rat?

Raccoon?

Cat! Cat! No.

Way closer to a rat. Mouse?

Yes, it's a mouse!

I do want to see a scene. Erin, you are a mouse and you have the strength of a human. At JPC, you are a, I want to say, fish tar.

Can you go ahead and be, what is it? I'm trying to think of your costume for life shows. Skunk? Skunky badgers.

I want to say Fishtar is like, I don't know if that's ever been said in the history of anything. I want to say Fishtar.

Fishtar and Grogu go to the mall or whatever they're talking about this past weekend.

I'd like to say, Erin, you're a nocturnal barn mouse. JPC, you are the owner of the farm. And you, for the first time, have stayed up to catch the mouse who's kind of been eating your grains and causing havoc, wreaking havoc.

I caught you. I caught you, you little bastard.

No, no, you're dreaming. You're dreaming.

Fuck.

Ah, man. God damn it.

I was really hoping this was... I'm actually your ex-wife. And this is a projection of your subconscious of how you see her. And shame on you. Oh, great.

God damn it. This is just great.

Wow.

And you're right, of course.

Well... You know what your subconscious is telling you to do? Let her go.

Hook up. I bet we're gonna hook up.

Oh. Welcome to First of all, yeah, right.

Well, I guess I better get to it.

No, no, me, you're... Here we go. Alright, cut to us.

No, no, no, I insist. I absolutely insist. It is time to start hooking up.

Oh, you didn't want to cut forward in time to us smoking a cigarette in the bed? You want us to show the whole thing? Fine. I'm not scared.

Let's describe what happened. Scene. Scene, scene, scene.

Oh, scene? Now all of a sudden you're a coward? Yeah, right. Yeah, right.

Just realizing you're dreaming and being like, well, I could dream anything, but I guess I'll hook up with a mouse.

Um, we've had this one before, so we'll just go through it quickly.

We've had that scene about hooking up with a mouse before?

God dammit. What is it? Has a mouth and does not speak. Has a bed and does not sleep.

River. Yes.

I sleep by day, I fly by night. I have no feathers to aid my flight.

Witch's broom. Witch's broom!

No.

Come on. I love a red eye. Oh my god, I love a red eye. What'll it be? Uh, gin and tonic. And boy do I need it. I've been, uh, ridden hard and put away wet, if you know what I'm saying.

Oh, yeah, I hear you, buddy. I hear you.

Been one of those weeks.

Can I just, uh, copy your ID real quick?

Come on, man. Look at my bristles.

I just, I have, I'm so, I don't have any way of knowing.

Well, I don't have a purse. I mean, look at me, man. I don't, I don't carry an ID.

Uh, who was, who was which president in 84?

I'm a broom, not a witch, man. I don't know. I could tell you who broom president is. These tests are all... You know, it's like... Can I just... You guys have president? What? Well, no. We have a monarchy, but... I mean, it's the same. If I told you who was broom king, right, that would have been... It would mean nothing to you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You see, it cuts to a Swiffer on a throne.

His name is Sweet Flo the Mighty and he was a good king. That's all I could say.

I'm doing a full episode the next time I'm in charge of Sweet Flo the Mighty. Keep going.

Can I just get a gin and tonic? I just got off work. I only have one day off, which is Don't Witch on Sundays. And then I gotta be back in there Monday morning. I just would love a fucking drink, if that's not too much to ask.

And buddy, I want to give it to you. I just can't have my license taken, my bar license taken away because I served a, you know, unripened broom or whatever. Unripened? You know what I mean. Like, if I'm going to snap you and you bend and not break, that means you're like, what? That means you're under 21.

Here we go. Bend you if not break. Sure.

I'm not, but I'm, hey, it's just, it's an expression.

Fuck man. Okay. Look, if you want to go to the back and snap me, What's going on?

If anything, I could use some help under the piano. I can't reach. Oh! Oh, be cool, be cool, be cool.

You're ignoring my phone calls and texts.

Is she talking to me or is she talking to you?

We have an emergency. Come on, Broomie.

Uh, ladies, ladies, please. Uh, I have some, um, uh, uh, toad potion on the house. Some shots. Some shots of, uh, toad potion here.

I shouldn't drink and drive.

Come on, just one. Come on. Come on. Come on. Well, yeah, well, I'm sorry. I've been ducking your calls. We'll go back to work. Let's just do a quick toad potion. You know, it's been a day. Let's do a toad potion.

All right, but just one. Take a shot. Tick tock on a clock. It's the three of them drinking.

They're in a convertible, top down, screaming, uh, Grogu's not a pig, he's a Yoda. Which has 20?

Fuck! Fuck! I'm ruined!

No, no, no. Hit or stay. Hit or stay. I'm not gonna hit her. Blackjack, Blackjack, we're playing Blackjack. I'm not gonna hit her.

Hit! On a 20? I slap, I slap the dealer.

Hit!

Which has 21.

We're at the Magic Mike show. The broom's getting a lap dance.

If you want it.

Alright.

They're at Cirque du Soleil, stoned out of their mind.

We'll see you then.

Sleep by day. Is this like a bat?

Yes, it's a bat.

Oh, fuck. I forgot bats don't have feathers.

I'd like to see a scene. Adal, you are a bat dad and you are taking your son, who is also a bat, to a doctor's appointment, but it's during the day and the sun is really fussy that he has to be awake during the day.

Hey champ, come on, we gotta go. You have to get your eyesight tested.

I don't think we have eyesight. Isn't it all echolocation?

No, that's a rumor. What do we say about rumors? What's the rhyme I taught you about rumors? If rumors were tumors, and lies were pies, we'd have a bunch of inedible... Thighs? That's right.

Yeah, because you always say going down on another bat is something that you simply won't do.

It's just not for me.

Yeah, no.

It's just not for me.

Grogu's a squirter.

We all understand. Ah, okay.

Hey, where did you hear that? I just heard it at school. What did you say to me? Grogu is a squirter?

I don't even know what I'm saying. I thought... Grabbed you by the ear.

Where did you hear that?

I thought I heard it... David? I heard it from you, Dad.

Oh my God, have I been saying gross?

That's how you echolocate. You've been saying it and letting it bounce off walls in the house, and that's how I know it. I learned it from you.

I told you not to listen to my echolocates.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Shit.

It's kind of hard not to. Fucking. God damn it.

And I heard it from Erin Keif on the podcast Hey Riddle Riddle. You know what? I'm going to give Erin Keif a call. House call, that is. Of course we don't have phones. Of course. Of course.

I fall down the stairs to go get the door.

Hi, it's Erin. What's up? How can I help you?

Hey, are you okay? Is that an owl at the top of the stairs that pushed you?

Oh, funny. I am not interested in- Baby, baby, come back to bed.

Who is it?

Grogu, give me a minute, baby.

Listen, something you said on your podcast that I accidentally repeated in the home is simply disgusting and I just want you to hear it from me, a bat listener.

I've been here a thousand times. Go back and listen. Was I actually the first person to say that thing? Here's Adal's address. Here's JPC's address. Your beef is not with me. Your beef is not with me, sir. Absolutely not. I do not take accountability for my own actions. I am not responsible for the things I say or do, sir. Do you understand?

Okay, well I'm gonna go ahead and fuck that owl and I'm gonna hit these addresses and I'll be right back.

Oh, it was an owl up there. Yes, that makes sense.

Shows up to Adal's house, sees a hundred foot skeleton. Oh, he's an ally. Keeps driving. Flying, I mean. Flying. Bats don't have cars. Arrives at JPC's house. Ding dong.

Hey man, don't ring the fucking bell. You're supposed to leave the gordita and then just take the picture or whatever and then walk away.

Well, here is the gordita. I am a Uber Eats.

Ugh. Did you bat on this? The fuck?

No, that's sour cream.

Thank God.

Listen, something you said on a episode of, I'm not just an Uber Eats delivery bat, I'm also a listener.

I said that?

No, something you said on the podcast.

Get your fucking story straight.

Is this your kid? Yes, my son. Your kid's about to see his bat dad get his bat ass kicked.

Excuse me?

Your kid is about to see his bat dad get his bat ass kicked. Oh yeah?

Takes off earrings, takes off Uber Eats hat. Your dog is about to see you get rabies, bitch. Oh yeah?

Well you're- Can we cut to the hospital? Yeah, so basically I think a bat got in my house.

Just say you did a weird sex thing, sir. We don't have time for these made-up stories.

Okay. Seems like the customer's always right. I don't know why. I'm not a customer.

I love being in a hospital and saying the customer's always right.

Whatever happened to the customer's always right? You know what I'm saying?

It has four legs and a foot and can't walk. It has a head and can't talk. Oh nice, that works. My face is pale and full and fair, and round its beauty spots are there. By day, indeed, I seem less bright. I'm only seen sometimes at night. And when the sun has gone to bed, oh come on, I then begin to show my head.

Don't talk about my friend Erin like that.

Is this some sort of flower?

No.

Show my head.

Like the moon?

Oh the moon, you got it.

It's the moon. I love the moon.

You guys are going to love this one. Flip-flop-fleezy. When it's in, it is easy.

Don't talk about my friend like that.

Little bedroom talk, huh? Flip-flop pleasey when it's in and it's easy.

That is how you call someone a slut in the 1930s. Flip-flop pleasey.

She's a flip-flop pleasey.

When it is in, it is easy. And when it is out, it flops all about. Flip-flop pleasey. That's the mantra me and the girls say when we're about to have a night out, to be slut. Girls, next time you're about to go out with your friends, when you're cheersing, everyone go, flip-flop-fleezy. When it is in, it is easy.

And when it is out, it flops all about. Flip-flop-fleezy.

Yes, what's your scene?

I feel like that was better than any scene I've ever done.

What is the answer to that riddle?

Flip-flop-fleezy. When I'm in, it's easy. What does fleazy mean in this?

When it is in, it is easy. I don't know what that means. That is confusing to me.

So is this still from the book from the person from Warwick, England? Yeah. Because this sounds like a note that like Jack the Ripper would leave behind on a body or something. Yeah. Yeah. Like this seems like meant to be confounding. Can you read it one more time?

Yes. Flip-flop-fleezy. When it is in, it is easy. And when it is out, it flops all about. Flip-flop-fleezy.

Is it a fish? It is a fish. Yeah, we both got it. We both got it!

I'd like you to see a scene. JPC, you are a slutty fish. Adal, you are also a fish.

Awful.

Hey, good morning, Mike.

Hey, morning. Morning, Chris.

Hey, whoa. Is that work appropriate attire? Sorry, I'm tongue-tied.

Obviously, I did not get a chance to go home this weekend. Kind of wearing the same thing I wore out Friday night to work on a Monday.

Yeah, I can see your fish panties. Fish panties. Yes. Hard to say. Fish panties.

Fish panties, aka my scales.

Looking pretty good. Oh, oh, the boss is coming. The boss.

Oh, the boss is coming.

Hey, everybody.

I hope you had a nice... Yeah, no worms yet. No worms yet.

We're looking. We're looking.

No, no, don't. I'm not trying to stress anyone out. I actually had a pretty good weekend.

Oh, details. Yeah, you're telling me I can... Oh, are you gasping for air?

Yeah, that was part of it. Um, anyways.

Wait a minute. Gasping for air?

I'll see you guys later.

Missing some scales? Grill marks?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I enjoyed some seafood this weekend. What's up?

Mr. Williams, did you... Did you get... No. Were you on land?

Me?

Yeah. Yeah. Why do you smell like lemons and capers? Were you on land?

I was trying to imply that you and I sort of had fun this weekend, but you're right. I was on land and I ate fish. I prefer a bed of lettuce to any other kind, and frolicking about is most often on my mind. My ears are long, my short... and short my tail. If you try to catch me, you will fail.

This is a rabbit.

It is a rabbit.

I tried to short his tail. Ended up with my fucking shirt on the floor. What's happening?

I do want to see a scene. This is Erin, you are Bugs Bunny. Great. GBC, you are Elmer Fudd. Okay. And for the first time, you guys are just seeing what happens if you go out on a first date.

And we've sort of been the will they won't they of this, huh?

Do you mind if I just talk normal? Since we're not at work, do you mind if I just talk normal? This is Dutch, right? We're going splitsies on this.

It's not a situation where... Hey, I feel like you're really trying to distance yourself from this being a date. You're stressed about who's paying. Like, I'll pay.

I've obviously... I asked you out, but I asked you out.

Yeah, but it seems like that's why I'm getting mixed messages because it just feels confusing because you you asked me out and now you're sort of being cold and weird.

I... Oh, okay.

No, no, just like... I didn't realize I was... No, not weird. It just seems like you're being like uncomfortable and I just want... Should I get my gun?

No, no, no. Should I get my gun? Would it help if I just got my gun?

We don't have to do our work persona.

That's what I want. I don't want that.

That's what I'm saying. Are you nervous because I'm like top of the call sheet? Like I just I feel like we're equals with Ben.

Top?

I mean, I'm literally at the top of the call sheet.

Top?

Yeah.

You? Oh, okay.

Oh, I mean bottom in this context, but in top in like... Thank you!

Is that, is that why you're, is this like a weird... I just feel like you feel like I'm being weird, but I don't feel like I'm being weird.

Okay, great.

Let's just start over. Yeah, let's just start over. I would love, I would love that. I would just love to start over. Okay.

Great. Great.

Should we get the poutine or that insane choice poutine on the first day?

Yeah, I think I was thinking like the carrot soup to start. You know, soup's not easy to share, but you're welcome to.

One of the hardest things to share. You're not like, you're not gonna only eat carrots tonight, are you? Because this is like a nice

This is weird. This is weird. Do you feel how this is weird? We're being like bad dates to each other. Are we trying to sabotage this?

You know what it is? Is that we fucked first.

You're right.

Which I think... You're right. Like that's, yeah.

That's out of order.

It's out. It's completely out of order.

And now the date feels forced. I totally know what you mean. What if we just fuck again?

Oh my God. I would love to just fuck again.

And then we'll see. Then we can like reassess after that.

For sure. Yep. Yep.

It cuts to them having a threesome with... The pig in that's not a grogu, right?

Porky's a pig, not a grogu.

Can we do a voicemail?

Yeah, yeah, why not?

Never sent a voicemail.

You don't know when they'll play it, but there's a thrill to not knowing. It's a mystery just like a riddle.

who

They said, voicemail theme under 30 seconds, packed with heart. I love every part of it. Thank you, Charles.

That was outstanding.

A blast. Hi, Clue Crew. My name is Emma, and I found out over Thanksgiving that I have gallstones and I need to get my gallbladder removed. So what do you think is the best way for me to ask if I can at least keep one of the stones in the jar? Thanks, guys. Love you.

Thank you for the question and the voicemail. Yes.

Okay, so Emma— Sorry that that happened.

Yeah, and it's not our fault. Well, we don't know that. And it doesn't have anything to do with a Riddle podcast. Don't show up to our doors. Can I give you gallstones as far as we know?

I don't know if this is true, Emma, but earlier I believe JPC said at the hospital the customer is always right. So I think if you request the gallstone bladder to go, they cannot refuse you.

They just have to put one of those little stickers on it so you don't drink it at the hospital.

I think maybe be casual about it. Be like, yeah, I want it for normal reasons. I'm casual about it.

Yeah, say it on the way out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I almost forgot. You know, because when you go to the hospital, they take your clothes, they put them in a bag or whatever, and they give you your clothes when you leave because you have to wear the gown there. Be searching through your clothes and be like, oh my God, my gallstones not here. I did bring one and it was in the pocket. I guess If you just give me one of the ones that you have, that's fine. Like it doesn't need to be... I'm not the kind of person that it needs to be my gallstone. So just like any gallstone will do.

In my experience, doctors don't love it when women talk too much. So if you get really chatty about it, you can go, actually, I think I might have to move for work in a couple weeks. And can I hold on to these in case I go see a specialist in another state and they want to test it or see it? Just for my peace of mind, like, if you just talk a lot, they're gonna... Today we're

on the show. I love it when they drink the gallstone in Indiana Jones and then the guy just, his face fucking melts.

It's a chicken gallstone. And now for the antidote. My last answer in sincerity would be, I think if you asked to, what I found in a hospital is if you ever asked like, can I see it? Once they like show it to you, like present it in a cloth or something or let you hold it. Once they do that, you can say like, can I just, can I have this? They're usually amenable to that. So I would say, ask to see it or say like, I'd love to see it. Once the operation's done, I'd love to see it. And they might have it in like a little vial, a little jar. And then they, I don't think they care if you take it or not.

Every time, and it's been very few times, I've ever had something removed from my body via surgery. They've always been like, no, we can't give it to you because it's a biohazard as soon as it's off your body, yada, yada, yada. But the thing that I don't know if it'll actually work, but it might be worth a try, is claim some religious exemption. Like, I need this for whatever religion I am. And they're all fake, so just pick one. I mean, you know, you could be like... Well, they're not all fake. I'm sorry.

Scientology is real.

Yes, fine, fine. Scientology real. But yeah, pick something like that and then see if you could like skate by on like a religious exemption. That's that's my real advice.

I think JPC's throwing a bunch of call stones advice is the one.

I mean, that's what I'm actually doing.

Adal, do you have anything to plug?

I want to plug Hello from the Magic Tavern. We just ended our, I want to say, sixth season, I believe. So check out Hello from the Magic Tavern. Please check out the Word Association. And please check out Gumshoes and Dragons, our podcast with Anthony Burch, which is a rollicking good time. Erin, do you have anything to plug or promote?

You can check out Quality Time. It's a show I host in Los Angeles. It's once a month. You can follow us on Instagram to find the day and time. And I am trying to see what date this comes out, the 10th. I'm going to wait another week for the rest of the plugs I'm going to do. JPC, do you have a review to read or anything to plug?

Oh yeah, I'd love to read a review. This one comes from Savon maybe? Savon5? Savonet? Doesn't matter. Help me solve my microwave mystery. This podcast helped me solve a mystery that has been plaguing me for years. This riddle podcast featured a riddle about a woman who microwaves her coffee for 2 extra seconds. The answer, of course, is that she wants the mug handle to be facing her when she opens the microwave door. This helped me solve the riddle of why my microwave sometimes, but not always, adds a few extra seconds to the time I punch it on the clock. Thank you Erin, Adal, and JPC for helping demystify my world one microwave at a time. And as always, obligatory, I have to say, I do not remember that riddle.

I remember that one.

Wow, he remembers that.

Crazy.

Erin, you, you're actually in the market for a new microwave because you put something in there you're not supposed to put in there. Erin, what'd you put in your microwave?

A squirting Grogu. Hot dogs! And now I can't cook my hot dogs in there anymore.

This is the way.

Sometimes you just have to lean into it.

Yeah, that's what Sheryl Sandberg would say.

Go with the tide.

Mmhmm. The hot dog tide.

Oh, wonderful. Okay. Any notes?

Um, yeah, Casey, just go ahead and keep one for yourself.

Okay. Thank you, sir.

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Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. And I'm Jeff Tremaine. Welcome to Jackass the Podcast, a new show coming to f***. Coming to f***. That's what it is. Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. And I'm Jeff Tremaine. Welcome to Jackass the Podcast, a new show coming to HeadGum soon.

I've learned a Jackass movie has to be really 90 minutes. Every minute over is a minute too long.

Apparently there's only so much butthole you can take. We're going to take you behind the scenes of our entire history. All the best bits, bad behavior, and even worse decisions. All of it. Sometimes we don't make the right decisions, Jeff. I've noticed that. Every so often. With guests like Spike Jones. I think let's commit to Jackass the podcast. What was it going to be called?

The Jackass Podcast. The Jackass Podcast. Without you, the IQ drops significantly.

Steve-o. There's a strong chance that were it not for Jackass that I would be in clown makeup right this fucking minute.

Chris Panius. That shot of your butt just cruising up.

I'm like, wait, I got that on TV. God bless us.

Dave England, Wee Man, and some of the crew that's been with us from the beginning. Subscribe to Jackass the Podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Pocket Casts, or wherever the hell you get podcasts.

Our new episodes drop on June 18th. Woo! Look out for new episodes in your feed every Thursday.

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Sterling K. Brown. And I'm Chris Sullivan, and we host the podcast That Was Us, now on HeadGum.

Each episode, we're going to go into a deep dive from our show, This Is Us.

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We're going to go episode by episode. We're also going to pepper in episodes with different guest stars and writers and casting directors.

Are we going to cry?

Yes. A little bit. Often. A lot. A whole lot. That's what I'm hoping, man. Listen to That Was Us on your favorite podcast app or watch full video episodes on YouTube or Spotify. New episodes every Tuesday.