Which Riddle Riddle?

This is a HeadGum Podcast. So I'm just filling out this survey. It'll only take a second of your time. On a scale of 1 to 10, how satisfied are you with Hey Riddle Riddle? 1 being, ugh, this place stinks. 10 being, oh my gosh, I'm having the best time.

I'm sorry. I guess I'm not truly understanding the scale. Could you give me an example of what like a 4 would be?

A 4 would be like, I mean, we're recording today and like, it should be pretty good. It should be, but no, I'm really not in the mood to do riddles. Okay.

Yeah, that's not my experience. What about a seven? Because maybe I'm like splitting the difference on the wrong side of the scale.

Right, right. Of course. A seven is like, I bet, like, it looks like these guys have had their coffee today. I feel like we're gonna have an okay time. Oh, fuck. I forgot we have to do riddles.

Okay, yeah, I'm truly not getting it. Just give me 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, and 9, and then I'll be good.

How about just one-syllable sounds? Does that work for both of you?

Dad, is mom at the door?

Is that mom? Uh, maybe new mom. I'm playing my cards exactly right. Uno reverse!

You just threw an UNO card right between my eyes. That hurt.

Mon cherie.

Two is ugh. Three is ugh. Four is, oh no, I already did four. Five is huh. Six is eh. Eight is oh.

Nine is better than huh.

Yeah, of course. Are you insane? First day on earth?

I'm not insane. I'm UNO Gambit.

Nine is oh.

What number can I put down? Your phone number?

I guess I... Holy shit. Son, she's hitting on me. It did work. Mon ami. Forget it.

Forget it guys. We're just gonna record an episode. I'm tired of knocking on doors.

Yeah. I'm tired of knocking on doors too and the person who said that is named JPC.

The person who played the son in the scene, you're not going to believe this, it was a grown-up. That's Adal Rifai.

Whoa, and then, of course, Una Gambit. Adapted for the screen by Jay Bisley.

Adapted for the screen. And that's kind of what we're doing. We're adapting this for your screen. I'm assuming that everybody's watching or listening to podcasts the way that I watch it on YouTube, even though it's not a video feed. So you're just watching like a blank YouTube screen while the podcast is playing.

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. That's how our fans engage.

I wouldn't even know how to do that.

I wouldn't even know.

I do think that there's probably a way, right? Because YouTube has, like, YouTube Music, right? Or something? Whoa. Did they dip their toes in the music game? Look, I know that when I upload podcast feeds, sometimes I get things from YouTube that says, your podcast has successfully been uploaded to YouTube, even though I have never done a video podcast in my entire life. So, somehow, I think you can listen to this show on YouTube.

So obviously podcasts started off as an audio medium. They are now very popular for them to be a visual medium. I'd say now it's more like an audio small. Uh oh, another episode of audio small. Where do we think this is headed? Back to audio?

Yeah, I mean there's podcasts on Netflix now, so we've sort of, podcasts are just TV again. Like we keep doing like the evolution from radio to TV over and over again.

Yeah, yes. I feel like we should, every medium shouldn't advance to TV. Because hey, some of those, what are those, the Fable games? With the Wolf Detective, those popular games. I forget the name of them, but it's like video games have now turned into TV where it's like all cut screens. The Wolf Among Us, thank you Casey. Very fun game, but at the same time, you have very little autonomy. It's just become a TV episode. Everything's becoming TV. How do we?

I would love it if our show signed a deal with Netflix, you know, whatever, we go exclusive on Netflix and people are like scrolling through Netflix and they find our show and they're like, what the fuck? Like, I agree. That's not Pete Davidson. We should be devaluing everything. We should be making everyone's experiences worse.

Hey Riddle Riddle specifically should be devaluing the medium.

The people who are scrolling through Netflix podcasts to be like, I want to watch a podcast on Netflix. Today we're

And I'll say something, I think this is the part where we say something, right? We have to say something like nice or something? The window is closing on them.

Don't worry about it. Chew a cat.

That's exactly what I was testing you for. So you have to take care of this now. And you passed the test. Well, that is not a cat. That is a very sick something, but not a cat. Well, possums are cats, famously.

I make myself pretty for you, Erin. You're not.

Yeah, you look, I mean, you look gorgeous this morning.

You're so pretty for me.

But, like, video killed the radio star. In order to be a big podcaster, now you have to be hot again?

Excuse me. Yeah, I don't like this. I like the music days back where, like, someone's like, hello, baby. And you're like, that guy could look like anything.

Sounds like one guy.

Well, the Big Bopper, of course.

Sounds like the Big Bopper. Chet Bopper.

Chet Bopper. Tom Hanks' son, Chet Bopper. But I like the days where you put on a song and you're like, I don't know what this person looks like. They could be anything. And now it's like, I have to look at a guy eating hot wings for two hours.

Yeah, you have to.

And you were telling me that you think we should all put on suits when we go on airplanes again too, right?

I feel like we've become real relaxed as a country. Just put on your Sunday best. When you fly, act like you're going to church.

We used to put on suits to fly on an airplane, and now we're all putting on suits to watch on an airplane. Now, this is a joke. This will only work seven years ago.

Okay, so... But, if it's ever seven years ago again... Time traveling stand up.

Okay. Okay, new character. All right, let's do it. Let's play time traveling stand up. Okay, great.

I like the idea of going... We're Ford's more of a challenge, but you could— Ford is just how stand-ups have to write their stand-up right now.

Like, if they have a set tomorrow night, it's forward, isn't it?

Erin, all stand-up is in the future. That's what I'm saying. Holy shit. So yeah, you walk on stage and you're like, can you believe? We're at Walmart, and people are like, Walmart just went under, and we're like, oh, shit.

Shit, I'm ruined.

Shuffles through my cards.

Oh, God. My whole stand-up bit was about how successful Walmart is. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. I'm good stand-up. Okay. So time-traveling stand-up. Yeah. Let's see. Do you want... Erin, do you want to go first?

Send me to a year. Or Erin, we're going to send you to a year.

Great, I'm ready.

Okay, Erin, time-traveling stand-up. Let's send you to Summer of Love, what is that, 68? 69, baby. 69 or 68? I can't remember which one it is. But either way, Erin.

68.

68, Summer of Love.

Okay, so let me just crack this possum in half and just drink from the bottom half, Erin, and this will send you back in time.

Oh, that's what you thought the bottom half of a possum was. I would have said the other half.

Interesting. Oh, Erin's gone.

Hey everybody, thanks so much for coming over here.

Yeah man, thanks for being here.

I got a couple questions for the group. These are just two things that are of equal importance in my mind right now. Number one, how many more Kennedys do you think we're going to lose to assassination? What? Number two. When do we think deodorant's gonna sort of have a big boom, huh? That's my time.

That's all our time, man. This is all our time, man.

Appreciate Diane Keaton while you've got her. That's my time.

What? We probably got another 45 years, man.

That's what I'm saying, but appreciate it. Try not to go to the Vietnam War if you can. That shit sounds awful.

Are there any celebrities that are going to die earlier than Diane Keaton in 45 years? Don't tell me Woody Allen dies, man.

You wish. I don't even think he's famous yet. Oh, oh, oh, oh. The Beatles.

He's the writer for Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows.

I didn't drink enough of the possum. I'm out of here. I was going to tell you to maybe save the Beatles, but...

Oh, that's the worst when you- Have you guys been to the moon yet? Anyways. You don't drink enough of the bossom.

You guys, I'm back and I crushed. And there's no way for you to check.

Whoa, Erin, that's funny because JBC and I already went back in time and did ours.

Oh, well, how'd it go?

Great. JBC was in the Wild West. He did get shot in the stomach. Cool.

Just the stomach, though. Missed everything important.

And I went back to 2023.

Oh, that doesn't feel like far enough to really make a difference.

If you ever go into the Wild Wild West era and you're doing stand-up, they really do not... You know what, maybe it makes sense, but they really did not like my white people drive like this, black people drive like this, because they were like... Horse random. It would have been smart to do horses.

You just pretended to ride horses two different ways.

I had to explain cars to them, which... Did they get scared? No. If I and Taylor made it to their thing, oh God, well... For that to be a soundbite from not too long ago and then for all the soundbites we have now, boy oh boy.

I know. What a world, but this is a world of riddles.

Which I love. What a segue. A world of riddles. Can you imagine? The Disney ride? Can I ask you guys a question? Now I don't even remember what it was that I saw, but sometimes I guess you'll just be like watching TV or a movie or something and someone will bring up riddles in the show or in the universe of the thing. Do you ever get like a little, I don't know what it would be, maybe like a spike of anxiety?

It's like seeing an ex.

Yeah, it's like seeing an ex.

That's what I feel like when I see a Sudoku, because I'm like, I haven't been touching crosswords or Sudokus. Up and clean. Yes, I've only been on lateral thinking puzzles.

Clean from Sudokus. It always trips me up when that happens where I'm like, oh Riddle, my work life and my home life, they're blending.

You also like, I feel an intense pressure to get it right if I'm ever crossing a riddle or doing like a puzzle in real life because people are like, isn't that your whole brand? I'm like, no, no, no. If you listen to the show, you'd know that being bad at it. is the brand. This past Saturday, I went to a birthday party and the birthday boy wanted like a riddle or a fun fact as a gift. And so I brought a riddle book.

Who is this kid?

His name's John Marr. He's really nice. He's a good guy. Don't, don't, don't knock it till you try it. But I hung out with some people who were going to the party before. And so I was just reading them some of the riddles. And it was very validating how immediately they flipped into a rage. Okay, and they were like it's not that's a joke. That's not a riddle. I'm like yeah guys. This is what? Why do you think I'm so mad all the time?

That's my secret cap I've done that before where people are like well Give me a because they hear what I do and they're like give me a riddle I'm like I guess my favorites like it's the cabin in the woods thing It's like there's a you know and people are like well. You didn't say it's a movie You made it sound like an airplane, but he didn't direct or sorry It's the cabin of airplane and people are like you made it sound like a cabin in the woods, and I'm like Oh, that's the thing. That's what a riddle is. But they're like, you made us believe it was like a house. And it's an airplane. And I'm like, well, that's... I would start to choke that person.

There's the rub.

The thing that you don't like is the thing that a riddle is. And I agree. I don't like it either. But that's what it is.

You haven't seen what I've seen. You don't know pain like I know pain.

It's like eating at a Boston market. You sit down, you go, huh, so it's like a... It's like a Thanksgiving dinner and it's like a normal restaurant meal and you're like, that's what it is?

Thanksgiving baked beans. And Erin is just like... Was that like Liza Minnelli as like a Sith Lord?

You don't know pain like I know pain? Okay, hold on.

Witch, everything's coming. I guess that's Ethel Merman.

Witch, Mandalorian, and Grogu, huh? How do we feel, guys? Are we watching it? Is it out yet? It's probably out. By the time this comes out, it's probably out.

I don't know.

The one thing that I would see the movie for, I'll probably see it eventually when it comes to streaming. Yeah. The one thing I would see it in theaters for is the trailer made it seem like there is a whole community of Babu Friks. I thought Babu Frik was one of a kind.

Is that what it's called? Like a murder of crows? A community of Babu Friks? Hold on. I love that.

It's a Chianti of Friks. Because Babu Friks is Italian, right? That's an Italian alien.

Well, okay guys, I don't know.

No, let's do it. Let's do what the nationalities of all of the aliens from Star Wars are. Let's start. Wado. Who wants to go?

Do you think Cassian Andor is going to be in this new Star Wars TV show? If not, I'm not interested.

Is there a new Star Wars TV show? I've only heard about Betelgeuse and Grograms. The news I'm on is still like the current news. What's the future news with Star Wars?

No, I'm saying that the thing that you're talking about.

It's a movie.

Oh, that movie. Do you think that Cassian Andor is in it?

Yeah, but it'll be like he goes into a bar and somebody bumps him and he's like, oh, excuse me, and it'll be him. Like, it'll be that kind of like a little Easter egg where people go eeee versus a scene or anything. Right.

But it's his character from Y Tu Mama Ten Bien.

It's not even... It's his character from Dirty Dancing Havana Nights. I... JPC, can I say something and you have to promise to not get mad?

Erin, you have my solid vow.

I'm looking at pictures of Babu Frik.

Okay. Hey, so far, not even close to mad. I ain't mad at that. I ain't mad at you looking at pictures of Babu Frik.

And I'm thinking that if I were to cast you to voice a Star Wars type alien, I think I would have it be one that looks like this.

But, okay, that's Erin, that's one of the more kind things that you've ever said to me and I don't deserve that. The Babu Friks voice, though, I just don't think is in my- you think that- I don't know what Babu Friks sounds like, so I'm coming in completely blind. Erin, is this possible? Did you never see Star Wars 9? Was it episode 9 where they introduced Babu Friks?

Erin, darling, one of the great joys in life. Chocolate. Chocolate. Cider. What other hot drinks?

I think I saw that movie and I have no memory of what that was.

Did you say chocolate already? Chocolate's good. Chocolate. Cider too. Cider as well. Erin, there's a little, I want to say a little mechanic who lives in, I want to say the walls. And who sounds like... I want to say Babu Freak. I want to say Babu Freak. It's the Babu Freaking Weekend. Erin, you gotta listen to a little clip of that.

I'm looking it up. Here we go. Do you... I can't believe, Erin, that you have no... Because if... I don't remember anything from episode 9. Right? Was it episode 9 that he was in?

I think... I believe so.

But the thing that I do remember is Babu Freak. Like, that's the one thing I remember.

I remember seeing this character, but I don't remember the voice. I'm listening to it now.

Okay. Okay. Erin live listening to Babu Frik. He was in the one with the casino planet, right?

It does sound pretty Italian.

Let's see, let me go on to Babu Frik's IMDb and see. Oh my god, Babu Frik does not have an IMDb. That means the only movie he was ever in was the Star Wars movie? That's sad for him.

Well, I mean. There's not a lot else. You can't see him in like beef or something.

Beef with Babu Frik? Oscar Isaac?

Why not? Opposite. Well, I guess Oscar Isaac was in Star Wars.

Babu Frik is on season five of The Bear. They're going to do another like Thanksgiving episode or whatever. Ah, behind.

Who voices Babu Frik? It's got to be someone.

It's played by Shirley Henderson in Star Wars Rise of Skywalker, which I believe is the last one. Episode 9.

Is that the lady who does the minions?

Shirley Henderson is a Scottish actress.

She's moaning Myrtle. She's in Bridget Jones's diary.

The lady who sounds 12. That's her real voice, right? It's like a Yeardley-Smith situation.

Yeah, I guess so.

Adal, what Star Wars alien would you want a voice?

I think one of the Jawas.

Oh, that would be good.

Yeah. Because they're like, they always have very explosive one-word responses where they're like,

Oh God, I would love a Wootini right now. I know it's been like two years since I've had a drink.

You two both being Jawas, you guys being Jawas who are fighting and shoving each other would be very funny. Wootini! And I'm your little porg friend.

Yeah, Erin, what alien would you be voicing?

I mean, I know that porgs don't talk, but the level of anxiety in their eyes are, is like, it speaks to me.

They might not talk, Erin, but one can imagine that they groan and grunt when they make love.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, I hate you so much.

Casey, can you hit play on that? That'll be in the soundboard.

It's Claire DeLune while some borgs get down.

JPC, I think I'm jinxing this. I feel like I haven't been giving you much fodder for the end of your soundboard this year, and I'm really proud of that. I've been pretty careful.

Oh, that's what you feel? That's something that you think.

Ooh, pretty Italian.

I can't believe they did that. Do you think that they, we've talked, we talked this to death.

We don't need to talk about the voice. What George Lucas did to those movies. I know there's a lot of Star Wars discourse, especially with Mandalorian popping off, but it is so funny to think that all those prequel movies, 1, 2, and 3 came out, and people were so disillusioned with George Lucas' choices, and George Lucas was so disillusioned that he sold everything off to Disney, and then Disney made three worse movies. It's such a crazy chain of events that we're like, oh yeah, these

It's like, give us the keys to the Cadillac, Grandpa. You can't drive anymore. And then they immediately ram into the back of the semi.

They pull out of the driveway and hit a tree.

It's so, so fucking funny to me.

And then they're walking out dazed and they're like, Grandpa, please, get back in the driver's seat.

Grandpa, come back. The absolute arrogance that they revved the engine, they put on sunglasses, they put the top down on the car, and went, see you, you fuck.

I've been watching you drive this car since I was a kid. I think I know how it handles.

Slam.

I got it. You taking your grandpa's Cadillac and then three people trying to drive it different directions at the same time.

J.J. Abrams is like, I've been thinking about this for 20 years. I think I'm gonna nail it. Slam!

Oh my god, it hurts!

Meanwhile, Andor hums by in an electric version of a Cadillac. Yeah. Being like, hey suckers.

They're driving one of those Chinese electrics and they're like, oh. Oh man, I guess that's the future, right going back. See you at the ball, losers. $20,000, huh? Okay, cool. Well, fuck me.

Let's do some riddles. You know what, JPC? I never fucking thought of that. That is so funny. Oh man, that really tickled me. I'm ready for riddles. See, now I'm at— I'm going to answer my own survey. I am at a 9.

If we could just start every episode with a little bit of time travel and a little Babu Frik.

Chocolate or cider?

With a little hope and some Babu Friks.

I wanna talk about me, wanna talk about my, wanna talk about Babu Friks. Can you imagine Toby Keith and Babu Friks just fishing?

Tobu Keith and Keith Bu Friks.

Can you imagine Tobu Keith and Keith Bu Friks? Oh God, okay. Country-fied, deep-fried Babu Friks. Nah, I'm hungry. People almost don't deserve how good...

Now I'm hungry. This is a Riddles and Puzzles podcast.

Riddles and Puzzles podcast. Babu Frik podcast. Here we go. What three-letter word can you put every other letter into? What three-letter word can you put every other letter into?

Envelope.

Oh, ass. Okay. You can put anything up your ass if you practice.

If you live close enough to a hospital.

How do you get to ass Carnegie Hall?

Practice.

10,000 hours. 10,000 hours. Malcolm Gladwell. What three-letter word can you put every other letter into? Now, Erin, you are on the right track with envelope in that it's Maybe we weren't talking about letters. We're not talking about the alphabet. Maybe we're talking about physical mail. Yeah. What three-letter word can you put every other letter into?

I can't believe it's not ass. I can't believe it's not butter.

I want to see a commercial for JPC's version.

Hey Riddle Riddle. Can I share a brief anecdote from my life? My kid recognizes letters, and they recognize words as the ABCs, but they don't know which letters are which yet. They're, you know, two and a half. But the other day we were doing a puzzle. It was a stitch puzzle, and there was writing on the stitch puzzle, and my kid saw the writing on the puzzle, and they were like, my name! And I was like, no. No, Stitch does not know your name. Oh, that's so cute. This is not a custom puzzle. Your name has letters.

You could have let that one go. You could have let that one go.

Now, wait a minute. Is Babu Frick just Stitch?

I'm from the same planet.

Stitch walked so Babu Frik could run and neither one of them could really do that so good. Stitch could probably run. Stitch has six legs, I think. The thing about Stitch is he was never... He? They? Doesn't matter. They were never a puppet. But Babu Frik is a puppet, like exclusively. And running as a puppet is like a much harder thing to do, right? Like that's... Oh yeah.

Kermit on a bicycle?

Yeah, that's why like Jim Henson is a magician because like... Jim Henson could make the puppets run. I don't know anything. Erin, is that correct?

Is Jim Henson the man who could make the puppets run? I'm checking my notes and Jim Henson is the man that can make the puppets run.

That makes it sound like he was like keeping them in a warehouse and they had the pissing bottles and stuff. Jim Henson loading a crossbow.

Yeah.

Fair shake here. Tapping his watch like, guys, the comedy has to be done by midnight.

Time to pay the piper. Back to work.

Back to work, everyone. No breaks. What three letter word can you put into every other?

And this is about physical mail.

Yes, this is along the lines of envelope or where physical mail would go. What three-letter word can you put every other letter into? So even with the word mail, think of a three-letter word that would pair, be a nice pairing with mail.

Okay, fuck me. Letter. No, that's too many. It's not ass, man. Box? Box? Box. B-O-X. Like a mailbox. Mailbox. So wait, I said ass and I was so close. Honestly, I was just a couple inches off.

Nature's box. The ass.

I'd like to see a scene. Adal, you are a mailman and you are about to deliver mail to JPC's house and you're trying to do it quickly because he has something to complain to you about every day about his mail.

Okay here you go Todd just throw it on the porch let me just excuse me excuse me no no no no no no don't throw it on the porch I checked with my city councilor that is a regulation mailbox okay and there is no rules that says that you can't design your own real synthetic ass Today we're Get legally, okay? I'm not mailing letters to myself. Those are, you can check all the names on, those are real names and real return addresses. With putting my mail in my fake rubber ass mailbox? It's anatomically correct.

It's, it's, listen. It's disgusting, okay? And also, all your mail, let me go through your mail here.

I think your shorts and hats are disgusting. Excuse me? These are... I think your shorts and hats are disgusting.

Wow. That is unbelievable. These are our pride. These are our livelihood. These are customized with our safety in mind. Look, let me see if I try and climb this fence. Do my shorts get caught on this chain link? No.

No, no, no. Actually, hold on. Actually, hold on. Help. Help. Oh, okay. You want my help now. Shit.

Honey, do you think you're convincing him that this ass is a fake ass and not my ass? Is he buying it? Is he buying it?

Well, now he's not, Rebecca. Well, now he's not. You just have a blanket on the front of you. Of course he can hear through the blanket, okay? It's not a sound blanket.

Which was your idea?

A bee's going in your mailbox.

Let it.

Okay, one ticket to Panama, please. I'm out of here.

See? He's going in your mailbox. Wait, your mailbox was your wife's ass, right?

Whoa! Am I crazy? Oh my God, you can't just say a mailbox is a wife's ass. Yeah, no, you're not crazy.

Yeah, you're not crazy, but the mailbox was my wife's ass.

Big time, big time, big time.

The mailbox was my wife's ass. Yeah, that does feel weird.

This is more of a pun than a riddle. What is the best day to move forward?

Best day to move forward. Okay, let's think about it. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. None of these are puns. Thursday, Friday, moving forward, no. Saturday, Sunday, no.

Are there any more days of the week besides that? Are we forgetting any?

Now that is the Roman days of the week, but we could do the... And just one other culture, JPC. And just one other culture.

Any country.

The best day. Today. Today.

Actually, I mean, that's almost like good therapy.

Right, yeah.

Here's, what is it, they say the best day to plant a tree was 30 years ago, the second best day is today, and I'm like, isn't the second best day 29 years, 363 days ago?

Wouldn't today be like the next to worst day? Right? Because tomorrow is obviously the worst. So today has to be like, it can't be the best if 30 years ago was the best.

I was always very confused by that adage.

Yeah, whenever someone cracks that adage out, I get fucking furious and people love that because basically what they're just saying is like, plant a tree, it's good for the environment.

Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime, my wife's a vegetarian. And you can't teach a wife anything, so I've been told. What is the best day to move forward? And take a page out of the Star Wars book, the aforementioned Star Wars.

May the 4th be with you.

But it's not May the 4th, that's taken. If you want to move forward, May 4th is taken. But there's other 4ths on the board.

March 4th.

I do want to see one quick scene before we go to break. Erin, you are, I want to say conductor? Who leads a band in like a marching band? Conductor. But they have a baton instead of a little baton.

Erin, you have a little baton as a treat.

Thank you.

Erin, you're about to lead a parade for a city's bicentennial celebration. Great. But as you sort of get excited and get ready to time the march, you turn around and realize it's just JPC in the parade.

Whistle sound. Whistle sound. Whistle. Whistle. One. Two. Three. And I'm hearing a sad tuba. What is that sad tuba? I'm turning around. I'm turning around.

I'm sorry. Did I miss my... Did I miss my... I should have... Should I have... I'm so sorry. Should I have started or... Where the hell is everybody? I'm sorry? Where is everybody? It's just me.

What? Where? There's 80 people in this band. One tuba?

No, they reformed. Well, so I guess what happened was like the city, I don't understand how it works, like the city broke up the band, and then they had to reform it, then they had like, they could only do 79 people.

You have lying eyes. Where are they? Did they quit?

Today we're They reformed another band that I was the only one that said I wouldn't leave this band without you. And they said, that's fine. We don't like you enough, Mike, to put up with Rachel for another day. So they started another band, but I'm still here. And I still think we could do like, you know, great things together. I think we could.

Yeah, it's my dream to open the parade. Absolutely no problem. Here we go. I'm just gonna start over.

Hey, sorry, we're all just going to start walking. You guys stay still. No, no, we're ready.

We're ready.

We're just going to inverse it. We're going to invert it. You stay still, and we're going to walk by you.

See, that doesn't make much sense. That actually is not how a parade works. That's a reverse parade, and we don't have the permits as a city to do that. Here we go. Whistle sound. Whistle sound. Whistle, whistle. Let's just let him do the reverse parade thing. No, please, please. March with your big tuba. Come on. Mike, do not abandon me. This is my dream. And yes, I went on that crazy rant last night at rehearsal that everyone was a fucking loser and wasn't giving their best. And that people are also letting themselves go physically. Everyone looks kind of ugly. I said, Carrie, would it kill you to get Botox? Would it kill you to get Botox? And she went, actually, my mom got botched Botox. That's how my mom died. And I go, well, If the shoe fits. So I get why people are annoyed, but come on, let's go.

People didn't truly even really understand what in the shoe fits means in that context.

That was an awesome comeback. It made a lot of sense in the context.

March. Okay, look, I'll march, but just so you know, just so you know, this isn't a tuba, it's a cardboard tuba. They took the instruments as well. The tubas are like super expensive.

What was making that noise when we first were marching?

I'm sorry. I stepped on a bird.

Oh, that bird is not even dead yet. Kill that bird.

It's an ee-boo. It's an ee-boo, so it's fine.

If any bird in nature sounds like a tuba, it's an ee-boo. Folks, we're going to march to break, and we'll be right back with candy.

Whistle sound.

Whistle sound. One, two, three, four. Hey Riddle Riddle.

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And we're back, and let's get right into another riddle here. I can charge, but I don't need a power cord. I have horns, but they don't honk. You can drive me, but I don't have wheels. Cattle.

Yeah, like a bowl, right?

Yeah, it says here a bowl slash cattle.

I'd like to see a scene. JPC, you're an Australian Shepherd, and you were trying to herd me and Adal, and we're not totally a huge fan of what you're trying to do.

Lies are blind. Lies are blind. Lies are blind.

I was like saying that like, yeah, it is so frustrating to communicate as well as communicating and then to have someone like, no, you're right. Thank you.

Honestly, she is lucky to have you in her life. And if she doesn't, she doesn't realize that that I think you need to set boundaries and just kind of walk away.

I really appreciate you saying that because I feel like your relationship so healthy and we all like, I obviously don't want to put your relationship on a pedestal, but you've been married years.

Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it.

And so it just means a lot hearing that come from you. I just feel so crazy.

You're not crazy. That's not a crazy. What the fuck? Sorry, I was waiting for one of you to say knife or something like it so I could say it. Knife? This is a crazy. Can we help you?

Sorry.

This is a crazy. I work for the festival and you're not allowed to be where you are. Okay.

We made a reservation to eat this grass, and we're actually not even done eating the grass, so... Yeah, we have the... we have this field until 545.

Oh, uh, my mistake. Um, keep, you know, keep on doing what you're doing. I'm sorry, my boss is... he's really pointing at the two of you and says... God? Um, yes, the shepherd, Todd. I work for him.

Oh, Todd.

Todd? Yeah.

Where are you from? So anyways... It's not clear. Like, obviously, you give a lot of advice to other people, and I don't want to... That's not advice!

That's not advice!

Sorry, I'm really trying to talk to my... This isn't advice!

Please move! You know what? I've got to admit, that one actually worked a little bit, right?

You, hey, you take this acre, we're gonna, we'll move over to the next plot. We'll go this way. We'll go this way.

That one's long, fellow, so I can't let you, unfortunately, um, no, it's not... Stop, stop blocking us!

Can you move? Hello?

I'm gonna ram him. Yes. I'm gonna ram him. No, please don't ram me.

Ow, he's biting my ankle. Ow, don't bite at my ankles.

Hey, leave her alone. I'd love to leave her alone, but I won't do that.

Okay, I'm taking out my sheep phone. Do it. And I'm recording you. Do it. Alright, bitch.

You're being recorded, bitch. What now, bitch?

You're being recorded, bitch. What now?

What now, bitch? Wow, say what you were saying right before we started recording you.

This is going to every corner of sheep internet.

Yeah, Sheepbook is going to love this. You're going to be on the news. I hope you like it.

You're going to be on Sheepbook. You're going to be on Tweep. You're going to be on... Instagram.

TikTok, but it's tics because sometimes sheep get tics.

Thanks for watching.

Sheep, but it's Yelp. What are we doing? Seed. I guess, wait, what would that be called? That'd be called, like, bleat? No, bleeding is more like goats. We all bleat.

Every man bleats. Every man bleats.

Has anyone ever made a video of a sheep singing Bleeding Love? And it's a sheep going, I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding in love. Erin, has anyone ever made that video?

Looking through my phone, don't believe that video's been made.

What's funny is as you started to sing that, I was like, oh no, Erin's singing, I Keep Falling In and Out of Love. Which I think starts with the exact same... I can't help... ah!

GPC, you weren't actually looking at your phone? You sent me therapist recommendations. Okay, heard. Heard, heard, heard.

Ah, those are just recommendations, Erin. You could go to any therapist you like. With and reason.

Okay, all of these are you in different wigs and mustaches. Never mind, everyone, back to Riddles. I'm ready.

It's expensive. That's professional wigs. Expensive to buy those professional wigs.

Thanks for tuning in.

Therapy is not like a massage. You do not need to disrobe and get under a blanket.

Fuck you, scene.

Well, hold on. Let's see. Well, I mean, Erin, in my defense, why did you do that?

I didn't do that. You just used the power of improv to say that I did that. You can't be using improv powers for bad.

Erin, have you tried hot stone therapy? Ugh. Ugh. It's so good. Swedish therapy is so good. So in right now.

They walk on your back.

I'm a type of plant, but I don't need water. I can hurt people, but I'm not poisonous. I'm almost always found on the ground when you least expect it. What am I?

A spy.

Acorn. Spy and acorn? No. Although, I do like the idea of that spy being a type of plant. I think that's along the right lines of thinking.

Okay, so you liked my screenplay. So just say that. I don't understand.

He read it. He didn't like it.

I do want to see a scene. GPC, you are a spy. You're an undercover agent. Erin, you and I are houseplants, and GPC's trying to infiltrate us. So I was talking to Dave and he was saying that you, um, that you told him just to break up with Margaret, which I think is, I feel like you have really healthy relationships and I feel like you give really good advice.

That is like, I like wasn't saying to break up, but I was like saying, pardon, does anyone know what the good light is? Whoa.

Oh, you look sick.

No, just another plant here. No, I'm not a... No, just another plant trying to find the good light.

Hey man, I really can't get sick. I was sick last week. I got kind of brought back to life after a vacation. I don't know if I can stand... I'm just like you.

Yeah, you've got bags under your buds. Listen, you're... something's wrong.

Your stems... You know, I think maybe I'm just a different type of plant than you are.

Oh, you look bad.

You look bad. Your soil is rotten.

Hey man, you're standing in my sunlight. Can you give us some space please?

It's the sun. It's the sunlight. It's not really yours.

Maybe it goes everywhere, so you don't need to be right here, buddy. Okay, move along.

Well, by the window. It doesn't go through walls.

Okay, I'm taking out my plant phone. Recording this all. No, please.

Wow, get him. Get him. This is going on plant Facebook, and everyone's gonna see. And now I'm gonna think of more puns for other... It's going on plitter.

It's going on... Do as many as you can. Instagrow.

Instagrow. It's going on Instagrow.

Three... Three more and I'm leaving. Length trim. I'll leave on that one. I can't think of any. Plants and social media.

Actually, that might be the answer. I'm a type of plant, but I don't need water. I can hurt people, but I'm not poisonous. I'm almost always found on the ground when you least expect it. So think about plants and social media, but drop the the.

Um, okay. It's a type of plant that is part of the media?

Well, it's not part of the... I'm just trying to get you to the word.

Uh, okay.

It's more of a breadcrumb trail than like a literal thing.

Book? A book? Face? Facebook? No. Face? A face? Uh, yeah?

And then add the one word that you mentioned earlier? A book? No. Faceplant. Yes, it's a faceplant. A faceplant.

It's a type of plant that doesn't need water.

It can hurt people, but not poisonous. And almost always found on the ground.

It can hurt people. Since when has anyone faceplanted and it didn't hurt? That sounds like something a kid would say after they faceplanted in front of their whole soccer team.

I do want to take a seat.

I'm okay.

Okay.

Erin, you're at a new high school. This is the first day for you at the school of class and JPC and I are talking in the hall and you come in and have a little bit of a slip-see.

Yeah, so I don't know. I mean like it's just like They're always on my case. Yeah. I don't think my homework is any worse than anyone else's homework.

No, no, no, no. I feel like you study. You study.

Hiya fellas. I just moved here from Florida. My dad got a job. Also, I'm burying the lead. My parents got a divorce. He encouraged me to come up to the two coolest guys I could find on the hallway and... Whoa!

Holy shit! Shit! Oh, she's dead. That chick started talking to us from down the hallway. and was walking over and took a locker directly to the face. I mean, that locker was open the whole time she was walking.

Locker to the face. She did a backwards, I want to say a 980 and landed on her feet, but then another locker opened.

Dad, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.

Oh, she's calling someone.

Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.

Hey, go for Dan. Just kidding. I'm at work right now. Leave a message after the beep.

Dad, please quit your job. We have to move again. Oh God, Dad, please quit your job. We gotta move again. I'm gonna call your boss. I'm gonna get you fired. We're gonna move. Oh God, I blew it. It happened again. Third school in a row, it happened again.

We get to the principal's office. Madeline, I feel like you're not making friends fast in school. It seems like already I've had to take you out of three classes for bullying.

Why is the locker here in the meeting with me?

Well, the locker says that you ran into it.

Oh, the locker said I ran into it. Great.

You've been saying that we sent the locker home because you said the locker slammed into you.

Yeah.

And the locker's dad is here actually. We tried to call your dad, but we got a very funny answering machine. So the locker's dad is just going to dress you down for a minute.

Um, sir, I did not run into you.

Combination.

Combination.

Please! And wash your hands before you start typing with your little dirty kid fingers all over my digits.

I don't have dirty kid fingers. Your kid's dirty.

I was at the fucking plant, minding my own business, doing my job, when I got a call to come pick up my son who was heartbroken because this is the first school he's ever been in that he fit in to the space where they put the lockers. And I had to come all the way down here because you lied?

Yeah, being a single parent is hard. My dad goes through some of the same struggles.

Oh yeah?

Maybe you guys should get a drink or something.

I'd love to. I'd love to.

Okay, we also found drugs in your son, so we do have to... Me or him? Her or me? Me or... Scene. Scene.

Only in my ass, I live close to a hospital and I practice. I got my 10,000 hours.

Only in my ass, the flag was up.

And Erin, you were just saying that you haven't given me any sound bites this year, right? That's something you said?

Whoa, Erin.

I can put only in my ass right next to you saying that you've been so good all year long.

I knew I was fucking jinxing it.

We gotta move to video so people can see the face that Erin makes when she realizes she's sick.

28, 36, 24, only if it's in my ass.

Wow. Erin, we're talking about ass and Erin's talking about worn out spaces.

Oh, God.

Get a clue.

Get a clue. Okay, here's some soundbites for you. My ass is a worn out space. Are you happy? Merry Christmas, everyone. Christmas is coming up because it's the end of the year soundboard episode.

Wide open spaces.

Fuck this. Don't sing the chick's wide open spaces. You can't use this clip. Now it's too long. You'll never use it because then we'll have to hear it a bunch and then Adal will pick this clip. Adal will pick this clip. Now we have to listen to this 16 times at the end of the episode and it won't be funny. So that is how I'm buffering it as I'm making this clip too long so you won't use it.

Erin, that's just simply, my darling, it's simply not how clips work.

Yes it is, bitch! Erin, speaking of, how did your audition go to join the chicks?

Um, they said I was too interested in George Bush and I was too pro-George Bush to join them.

Erin. You just think he's funny though, right?

Yeah, Adal and I have been sending each other. George, whimsical George Bush clips back and forth. And I've been finding it quite soothing.

Is it clips of him being whimsical or you being whimsical about George Bush clips?

Clips of him being whimsical because he's such a joke. Yeah. And I don't know, I just, some of these clips of him, it makes me think of Adal because I just feel like he thinks they're, he'll think they're funny.

Very funny. Also, I've been thoroughly enjoying Widow's Bay.

Oh my god, good.

Which I think was something also that you guys talked about.

It's so scary.

It's incredible.

They mentioned Hingham in the most recent episode.

I heard.

I was so excited. And then that episode, I went in alone for that one. I watched it alone and I got so scared in that episode and couldn't find my remote and was just screaming no while I was like digging through my couch. I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

The reveal is, uh, bonkers.

Oh, so scary.

Let's do... Let's do another riddle here. I love another riddle.

I'm scared. I'm scared for another riddle.

I open and close, but I don't have a lid. You can see me and hear me, but you can never taste me. My butt.

My butt. My butt. My butt. My butt. My butt. My butt. My butt. My butt. My butt. My butt. My butt. My butt. My butt. And my butt. It's my butt. It's a butt.

The gift, the gift that keeps on giving. A national treasure. For whatever nation you happen to live in.

Erin, I love your gift of the Magi, which is, I sold my watch to buy you a comb, and you're like, my butt, my butt, my butt. The gift of the Magi.

So, was there more to the Riddle?

Yes, I open and close, but I don't have a lid. You can see me and hear me, but you can never taste me. I'm something you can feel, but I can't be touched. I'm long, but cannot be measured in inches. I'm really light. What am I?

Okay, so this is like a stand-up comedian set. It's gotta be like a really long set, but also light, so it's like a Jerry Seinfeld set. Although he never opens. Who would Seinfeld open for?

Here's the thing. Larry David. I don't have this on full authority, but I think Seinfeld actually opens quite a bit. Uh, which is, which frustrates a lot of stand-ups. Cause he'll go, he'll pop into like the comedy cellar.

Oh, doing like a pep talk.

And they'll be like, Jerry's doing a pop-in. And they're like, that's amazing. So I'll get seen. And they're like, well, hold on. He's opening. Cause then he can leave.

So does that, but, oh, oh, get seen by Seinfeld. I'm, I'm so stupid. I couldn't, I was like, you'll still get to go, but no, that's not what that means either. So nevermind.

Yeah. I open and close, but I don't have a lid. You can see me and hear me, but you can never taste me. I'm something you can feel, but I can't be touched. I'm long, but cannot be measured in inches. I'm really light. And I'm really light has a double entendre.

It's like stars. It's something that emits light.

Erin? It involves stars and JPC stand-up set was actually adjacent.

Adjacent?

Or Seinfeld. You're in the right, you're walking in the right pasture. Movie stars.

Movie theater? Okay, what the fuck noise was that, Erin?

My butt, my butt, my butt, my butt, my butt, my butt, my butt, my butt. And back to you.

I mean, you basically got it.

Okay, uh, uh, camera. A camera or a light flash from a camera, no?

A projector. Yes, but a projector plays... Movies.

Yeah. Films.

Movies. I open and close, but I don't have a lid. You can see me and hear me, but you can never taste me. I'm something you can feel, but I can't be touched.

Well, if 5DX works, then yes, you can taste it.

But cannot be measured in inches. And I'm really light, I think, as, you know, both a reel of film is going to be lighter on a flash drive, and the projector, it's just light.

And a movie can be like light, like light fare, you know?

Yeah, something like it hot.

Something like it hot.

End of list.

Just nice casual comedies about infidelity.

Adal, that actually is a pretty good riddle.

Yeah, I like that one. I like it. It doesn't work for 40X, which is the only way that I see movies, because with 40X you can taste the movies.

We come to the theater to taste. I do want to see this.

Some people do. Hot dogs? Hot dogs! No, the episode's not over. Come on.

No, no, no, no.

I do want to see a scene very quickly. Also, Erin, can I just say...

Yes. Hi Adam.

One of the worst. Hello. Hi. How are you? I'm good. I wish this episode was more about Babu Frik. Me too. But Erin, I was going to say something I miss not having you at 40X is a stupid thing that I do among among the many stupid things I do is a lot of times when I go to see 40X I get the hot pretzel with Scalding cheese, and then the minute I sit down, and then I meet Casey and JPC in the 40X theater, and the minute I sit down I go, oh no, because the seats, the seats are a bucking bronco, and now I have to eat, I have to lean forward and try and scarf down a piping hot pretzel that's 350 degrees as fast as possible before the seat kills me.

Speaking of guys, I just had a cartoon accident and I inked my pants. Oh no.

Oh no. That is so sweet of you guys to respond in that way. That's a friend who genuinely shows concern for you.

You ruined me.

I do want to see a quick scene. This will be our final scene. Erin. Of the day. Of the day. Ever? JBC, you are in a theater about to watch a film.

Okay.

You think you're the only other person in the theater, so you're pretty happy about that. But then, Erin, you are actually a few rows behind JPC, and you are Jerry Seinfeld.

Oh, this is pretty nice. God!

We now present our feature presentation. Oh my god. There's no one else in here.

They just said! They just said you don't make noise! They did a whole little movie at the beginning of the movie about not making noise! And what are you doing? You're making noise!

Me? Who said... Oh my... I thought that was the movie for a second. Is a cartoon squirrel talking to me? Hello? Who's there?

I'm back here. You think you're one of the boobies and you talk and you talk and you talk.

Oh, I'm so sorry sir. I did not realize there was a human man in here. It's me.

I'm a human man.

I thought maybe a cartoon bee was in the theater. I did not realize.

Oh, is that a joke? I can't even believe it. Really? You're making fun of my bee movie. Larry David won't return my phone calls.

Oh, Larry David. Oh my god. Are you Larry David?

No.

I've only ever heard the show.

I can't believe we fell in love. Me a Mama Tambien and you an E.T. E.T.? Mama Tambien?

It's Star Wars! It's Star Wars! They can't make it work!

I hope Babu Frik has said this one.

That is not a Jerry Seinfeld impression. That was not sitting right in my body.

Well, it was Jerry Seinfeld in a cagle.

You do it. You do it. You do it. You do him in a movie theater.

Hey, someone left goobers on the floor. Those are supposed to go in your mouth.

These are floor goobers. There's a little bit of bane in there, which I don't hate.

Oh, yeah, I was born in the darkness. Erin, my apologies.

Tougher than I thought. JPC, you do one.

Seinfeld in a movie theater.

Why are the floors always so sticky? Oh, that's right. I'm jerking off in here.

Okay, a little bit of cyberquiz in there. He sounded like The Count. What? Yeah, one, two, three. And that almost sounded like James Brown, like, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Yeah, fuck Jerry Seinfeld.

Anyways, hot dogs. Hold on.

Can't I?

Erin, we're about to bite into a hot dog, but before we do that, Erin, do you have anything to plug or promote?

What if you had something to plug or promote, Erin, and you had just hot-dogged out of here and you forgot to plug or promote something?

Great point. Check out Quality Time, my LA show that I'm very proud of. I love it. It's a variety show. I'm also on the most recent season of Rotating Heroes with some of my favorite guys, other than you guys, of course. We're having a lot of fun. Okay, you are demons. And I think I would also like to plug Hello for the Magic Tavern, not just because I've been recording stuff over there lately, but it's also a great show. Hot dogs.

No, hold on, hold on. Ow, Erin, just do your play here. Yeah, just my plug.

Okay. I want to plug and promote Gum, Shoes, and Dragons, a podcast the three of us do with our friend Anthony Burch. It's a raw looking good time. Had some very fun episodes recently on there. And also, Widow's Bay. Check out Widow's Bay. It's so dark and weird and funny and well done and well written and acted. It's incredible. JP, is there anything to plug or promote?

I'll just add that if you're ever at Red Lobster, check out their crossover promotion, the Widow's Bay Biscuits. They are to die for. I love those biscuits. And it's English shrimp going on at Red Lobster. English shrimp? I don't know. It could very well be. Oh, one thing that I will actually plug, this weekend, this Saturday night, is the last World News Tonight show at I.O. That is at 7.30 on Saturday. And if there's still tickets left, you should get a ticket and go see that show. It's very fun. It's at I.O. Saturday at 7.30. I also want to read a review. This is a five-star review submitted by Dustmote. Dustmote writes, five stars really helps. I was recovering from a Mumford & Sons overdose, and this really helped. Huh? Wow. So hey, it doesn't matter. We help somebody. And that is special. Thank you, Dustbowl.

Oh, that does make sense. I remember that joke. It took me a second, but now I remember.

Okay, so one of us.

And hot dogs.

Are there any parrots in the music?

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